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Santa Made an OnlyFans

by Kevin Froleiks

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Times are hard and we've all got to adjust to this new normal. That's why Santa is giving us the gift of an OnlyFans.

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Well I know this year has been hard
It’s been quite the struggle I know
The economy’s destroyed and there’s been mass unemployment
From the south to the North Pole

Even Santa’s workshop
Had to adjust their business plan
Santa had to think quick to get all of our gifts
So this year Santa made an OnlyFans

That’s right Santa hasn’t lost his holiday cheer
He’s making sure that Christmas isn’t canceled this year
Took some sexy photographs for you to enjoy
Santa made an OnlyFans
For every girl and boy

He had to furlough the elves and cut their pay
He had to give up the reindeer broke the lease on his sleigh
But he turned his toy shop into a movie lot
Yes, Virginia, everything will be ok

‘Cause Santa Claus is coming to town
You can sign up and choose your payment plan
If you’re looking for feet pics from jolly st nick
You can find it all on Santa’s OnlyFans

That’s right Santa’s gonna keep the Yuletide gay
I mean if that’s what you’re into and you’re willing to pay
If it means that Christmas can still go on
Santa made an OnlyFans
Make an account and log on

If you wanna make your jingle bells rock
If you wanna roast your chestnuts too
You wanna see him slap his bum, ba rum pum pum pum
Santa’s got a video for you

And don’t you worry because this year
The naughty list is going in the trash can
Go ahead and subscribe but don’t be surprised
If you see mommy kissing Santa on his OnlyFans

That’s right Santa’s working hard without a fuss
He’s making sure we all get something that does it for us
You might think it’s wrong or that it’s a disgrace
But he does it just to put a big smile on your face
If you’re morally opposed Santa really doesn’t care
Cause it’s better than traveling with the virus out there
Admit you kinda wanna see a naked fat man
Santa made an OnlyFans
Santa made an OnlyFans

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released December 7, 2020
Written and Performed by Kevin Froleiks

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Keys: Dakota Boulevard

Bass: Dimo Rodrigo

Drums: Flora Lewpinsky

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