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#GirlBoss (Acoustic)

by Goodbye Charlemagne

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An acoustic version of my song #GirlBoss which closed out my most recent album, Homemade Nonsense. It's about a woman in an MLM trying to recruit more women for her MLM with a long Facebook message.

Thanks for listening, hun.

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Hey girl
I know this is out of the blue
We haven’t talked
Since senior year of high school

Well I’m good, no great,
No my life is pure bliss
And I have an opportunity
That you won’t wanna miss

How would you like to be your own boss
Wear the crown and sit on your throne
You can even do it in your spare time
No longer be another mindless office drone

If this message has your interest piqued
Let me know so that you can be

Another Hashtag Girl Boss
With a nominal $500 buy-in cost
So what do you say
I can sign you up today
And you join me as a Hashtag Girl Boss

I can see
That you have no interest
Well why’s that
Are you afraid of success

I’m offering a chance
to change your life
So you can be a better mother
Be a better wife

I’m inviting you to join the elite
A sisterhood of boss babes
Sign up two people, get a discounted fee
Plus a cut of any sales they might make

So tell me now what do you say
Would you like to sign up today

And be a Hashtag Girl Boss
It’s definitely not a cult if that’s what you thought
There’s no ulterior plan
And I swear it’s not a scam
Come along and be a Hashtag Girl Boss

Don’t you wanna join a team of awesome ladies
Who all look alike and drive the same white Mercedes
You can send your kids to college
Pay the mortgage on your house
You can take a vacation
Take your husband out
It’s not just a job,
You know what they say
If you love what you do
Then I won’t have to work a single day

Okay
Sorry to keep you so long
I thought you were a Girl Boss
But I guess I was wrong

Let me know
If you happen to change your mind
And if you wanna buy some products
Here’s a link to my website

I’ve got way too much extra inventory
Boxes piled up in my house
And I’m running out of people to reach out to
Already burned every bridge in town

Don’t worry about me, I’ll be fine
But if you happen to change your mind

Come be a Hashtag Girl Boss
Selling overpriced organic lotions and lip gloss
Sure it's technically
A pyramid scheme
But that’s the price to pay to be a Hashtag Girl Boss

All you have to do is sell this junk until you’re dead
And ignore that little voice in your head that says

That you’re about to make a bad decision
You’re about to make a bad decision
You’re about to make a bad decision
You’re about to make a bad decision

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released October 25, 2022
Music and lyrics by Kevin Froleiks

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Goodbye Charlemagne New York, New York

Failed comedian. Failing musician.

The artist currently known as Goodbye Charlemagne.

Guitars: Ricketts Parnassass

Keys: Dakota Boulevard

Bass: Dimo Rodrigo

Drums: Flora Lewpinsky

Additional instruments and vocals provided by Kevin Froleiks for tax purposes ... more

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