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Covered in Jams

by Goodbye Charlemagne

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1.
See the way he walks down the street Watch the way he shuffles his feet My, he holds his head up high When he goes walking by, he's my guy When he holds my hand, I'm so proud 'Cause he's not just one of the crowd My baby's always the one to try the things they've never done And just because of that, they say "He's a rebel and he'll never ever be any good He's a rebel 'cause he never ever does what he should" But just because he doesn't do what everybody else does That's no reason why I can't give him all my love He's always good to me, always treats me tenderly 'Cause he's not a rebel, oh, no, no, no He's not a rebel, oh, no, no, no, to me If they don't like him that way They won't like me after today I'll be standing right by his side when they say "He's a rebel and he'll never ever be any good He's a rebel 'cause he never ever does what he should" Just because he doesn't do what everybody else does That's no reason why we can't share our love He's always good to me, good to him, I try to be 'Cause he's not a rebel, oh, no, no, no He's not a rebel, oh, no, no, no, to me Oh, he's not a rebel, oh, no, no, no He's not a rebel, oh, no, no, no He's not a rebel, oh, no, no, no He's not a rebel, oh, no, no, no He's not a rebel, oh, no, no, no He's not a rebel, oh, no, no, no He's not a rebel, oh, no, no, no He's not a rebel, oh, no, no, He's not a rebel, oh, no, no, no He's not a rebel, oh, no, no, no He's not a rebel, oh, no, no, no He's not a rebel, oh, no, no, no
2.
I'm waiting for my man 26 dollars in my hand Up to Lexington 125 Feel sick and dirty more dead than alive I'm waiting for my man Hey white boy, what you doing uptown Hey white boy, you chasing our women around Oh, pardon me, sir, it's furthest from my mind I'm just lookin' for a dear, dear friend of mine I'm waiting for my man Here he comes, he's all dressed in black P.R. shoes and and big straw hat He's never early, he's always late First thing you learn is that you always gotta wait I'm waiting for my man Up to a Brownstone, up three flights of stairs Everybody's pinned you, but nobody cares He's got the works, gives you sweet taste Then you gotta split Because you've got no time to waste, ah I'm waiting for my man Baby, don't you holler Darling don't you bawl and shout I'm feeling so good I'm gonna work it all out I'm feeling good, I'm feeling oh so fine Until tomorrow, but that's just some other time I'm waiting for my man I'm waiting for my man I'm waiting for my man
3.
Out on the wily, windy moors We'd roll and fall in green You had a temper like my jealousy Too hot, too greedy How could you leave me When I needed to possess you? I hated you, I loved you, too Bad dreams in the night They told me I was going to lose the fight Leave behind my wuthering, wuthering Wuthering Heights Heathcliff, it's me, I'm Cathy I've come home, I'm so cold Let me in your window Heathcliff, it's me, I'm Cathy I've come home, I'm so cold Let me in your window Ooh, it gets dark, it gets lonely On the other side from you I pine a lot, I find the lot Falls through without you I'm coming back love Cruel Heathcliff, my one dream My only master Too long I roam in the night I'm coming back to his side, to put it right I'm coming home to wuthering, wuthering Wuthering Heights Heathcliff, it's me, I'm Cathy I've come home, I'm so cold Let me in your window Heathcliff, it's me, I'm Cathy I've come home, I'm so cold Let me in your window Ooh, let me have it Let me grab your soul away Ooh, let me have it Let me grab your soul away You know it's me, Cathy Heathcliff, it's me, I'm Cathy I've come home, I'm so cold Let me in your window Heathcliff, it's me, I'm Cathy I've come home, I'm so cold Let me in your window Heathcliff, it's me, I'm Cathy I've come home, I'm so cold
4.
Trip to heave and ho, up down, to and fro', you have no word Trip, trip to a dream dragon, hide your wings in a ghost tower Sails cackling at every plate we break Cracked by scattered needles the little minute gong coughs and clears his throat Madam you see before you stand, hey ho, never be still The old original favorite grand, grasshoppers green Herbarian band And the tune they play is "In Us Confide" So trip to heave and ho, up down, to and fro', you have no word Please leave us here, close our eyes to the octopus ride! Isn't it good to be lost in the wood Isn't it bad so quiet there, in the wood Meant even less to me than I thought With a honey plough of yellow prickly seeds Clover honey pots and mystic shining feed Well, the madcap laughed at the man on the border, hey ho, huff the Talbot "Cheat" he cried shouting kangaroo, it's true in their tree they cried Please leave us here, close our eyes to the octopus ride! Please leave us here, close our eyes to the octopus ride! The madcap laughed at the man on the border, hey ho, huff the Talbot The winds they blew and the leaves did wag They'll never put me in their bag, the seas will reach and always seep So high you go, so low you creep, the wind it blows in tropical heat The drones they throng on mossy seats, the squeaking door will always squeak Two up, two down we'll never meet, so merrily trip forgo my side Please leave us here, close our eyes to the octopus ride!
5.
How I wished my folks were gracious hosts And not dismayed But wit and wisdom take a back seat, girl When you're that afraid Oh, no! Bring her home and the folks look ill My word, they can't forget, they never will They can hear the stormtroops on our lawn When I show her in And the Fuehrer is alive and well In our paneled den... Oh, no! Bring her home and the folks look ill My word, they can't forget that war, what a war! My word, she's from Germany Well, it's the same old country But the people have changed My word, Germany With its splendid castles and fine cuisine Well, the car I drive is parked outside It's German-made They resent that less than the people Who are German-made Oh, no! Bring her home and the folks look ill My word, they can't forget that war What a war, some war! My word, she's from Germany Well, it's the same old country But the people have changed My word, Germany With its splendid castles and fine cuisine It's lovely German women and it's wonderful rivers That do flow from her hills My word, she's from Germany Well, it's the same old country But the people have changed Eins, zwei, drei My word, Germany With its splendid castles and fine cuisine Its lovely German women and... You and me!
6.
Turn out the light, yeah, the light And I might have a chance I guess I look slightly worse Than the Elephant Man Whoa, oh, oh, I wish I looked a little better Whoa, oh, oh, I wish I looked a little better I went to high school And majored in looking real bad I got a real ugly mom And a real ugly dad Whoa, oh, oh, I wish I looked a little better Whoa, oh Whoa, oh, oh, I wish I looked a little better Dress for success That's what they say I'm such a mess That there just ain't no way I know my breath is the sweetest It really is great But when I try just to kiss you You say, "Better wait." Whoa, oh, oh, I wish I looked a little better Whoa, oh, oh, I wish I looked a little better Dress for success That's what they said Gimme some clothes To slap over my head I went to Balboa Island And laid in the sand I may be as ugly as sin But at lest now I'm tan Whoa, oh, oh, I wish I looked a little better Whoa, oh, oh, I wish I looked a little better Whoa, oh, oh, I wish I looked a little better Whoa, oh, oh, I wish I looked a little better
7.
Well, I went to the doctor I said, "I'm feeling kind of rough" "Let me give it to you, son Your shit's fucked up" I said, "My shit's fucked up? Well, I don't see how." He said, "The shit that used to work It won't work now" I had a dream Ah, shucks, oh, well Now it's all fucked up It's shot to hell Yeah, yeah, my shit's fucked up It has to happen to the best of us The rich folks suffer like the rest of us It'll happen to you That amazing grace Sort of passed you by You wake up every day And you start to cry Yeah, you want to die But you just can't quit Let me break it on down It's the fucked up shit Yeah, my shit's fucked up Fucked up
8.
Now there once was a union maid, she never was afraid Of the goons and the ginks and the company finks and the deputy sheriffs who made the raid. She went to the union hall where a meeting it was called, And when the boys would come up to her Oh this is what she'd say Oh, you can't scare me, I'm sticking to the union, I'm sticking to the union, I'm sticking to the union. Oh, you can't scare me, I'm sticking to the union, I'm sticking to the union 'til the day I die. Now this union maid was wise to the tricks of company spies, She'd take the dare, she didn't care, she always organized the guys. And she always got her way when she asked for better pay. She showed her card to the National Guard Honey this is what they'd say Oh, you can't scare me, I'm sticking to the union, I'm sticking to the union, I'm sticking to the union. Oh, you can't scare me, I'm sticking to the union, I'm sticking to the union 'til the day I die. Now you girls who want to be free, just take a little tip from me; Oh get you a man who's a union man and you can join the ladies' auxiliary. Because married life ain't hard when you got a union card, And a union life is a happy life when you got a union wife. Oh, you can't scare me, I'm sticking to the union, I'm sticking to the union, I'm sticking to the union. Oh, you can't scare me, I'm sticking to the union, I'm sticking to the union 'til the day I die.
9.
This kind of love is wrong, but you know it feels so right Runnin' my hands across your cheeks They're oh so smooth and white So leave the light on baby, and unlock your backdoor I'll be comin' through that way tonight to love you for sure Lyin' on your bed starin' up at the moon You got me crazy, gotta love you soon I'm your backdoor lover Comin' from behind with the lights down low Backdoor lover Just you and me, no one has to know Backdoor lover Lemme meet you there at your secret spot I'll show you a love that's more than hot You know that I won't hurt you, so open up and let me in We love eachother way too much for it to be a sin Some people use the front door, but that's never been my way Just 'cause I slip in backdoors Well, that doesn't make me, hey! Lyin' on your bed starin' up at the moon You got me crazy, gotta love you soon I'm your backdoor lover Comin' from behind with the lights down low Backdoor lover Just you and me, no one has to know Backdoor lover Lemme meet you there at your secret spot I'll show you a love that's more than hot Baby, I'm goin' round in circles 'Cause you're everything And you know what I wanna do Maybe, we can get together at your place tonight So open your backdoor tonight Backdoor lover Comin' from behind with the lights down low Backdoor lover Just you and me, no one has to know Backdoor lover Lemme meet you there at your secret spot I'll show you a love that's more than hot Backdoor love, you are my one and only Backdoor love, oh Backdoor love, you are my one and only Love, oh-woah, oh Backdoor lover Backdoor lover Backdoor lover And I'll show you a love that's more than hot Backdoor lover Backdoor lover Backdoor lover I'll show you a love that's more than hot
10.
Now they make new movies in old black and white With happy endings, where nobody fights So if you find yourself in that nostalgic rage Honey, jump right up and show your age I wish I had a pencil thin mustache The "Boston Blackie" kind A two toned Ricky Ricardo jacket And an autographed picture of Andy Devine I remember bein' buck-toothed and skinny Writin' fan letters to Sky's niece Penny Oh I wish I had a pencil thin mustache Then I could solve some mysteries too Then it's Bandstand, Disneyland, growin' up fast Drinkin' on a fake I.D. Yeah, and Rama of the jungle was everyone's Bawana But only jazz musicians were smokin' marijuana Yeah, I wish I had a pencil thin mustache Then I could solve some mysteries too Then it's flat top, dirty bob, coppin' a feel Grubbin' on the livin' room floor (so sore) Yeah, they send you off to college, try to gain a little knowledge, But all you want to do is learn how to score Yeah, but now I'm gettin' old, don't wear underwear I don't go to church and I don't cut my hair But I can go to movies and see it all there Just the way that it used to be That's why I wish I had a pencil thin mustache The "Boston Blackie" kind A two-toned Ricky Ricardo jacket And an autographed picture of Andy Devine Oh, I could be anyone I wanted to be Maybe suave Errol Flynn or the Sheik of Araby If I only had a pencil thin mustache Then I could do some cruisin' too Yeah, Bryl-cream, a little dab'll do yah Oh, I could do some cruisin' too
11.
Someday mother will die and I'll get the money Mom leans down and says, "My sentiments exactly, You son of a bitch" I palindrome I (I palindrome I) I palindrome I (I palindrome I) And I am a snake head eating (snake) The head on the opposite side (head) I palindrome I I palindrome I See that bulletproof dress hanging from the clothesline See the medical chart with the random zig-zag Now I'll help it decide And I am a snake head eating (snake) The head on the opposite side (head) I palindrome I I palindrome I "Son I am able, " She said "Though you scare me." "Watch, " said I "Beloved, " I said "Watch me scare you though." Said she, "Able am I, Son." See the spring of the grandfather clock unwinding (Egad, a base tone denotes a bad age) See the hands of my offspring making windmills (Egad, a base tone denotes a bad age) Dad palindrome Dad I palindrome I (I palindrome I) I palindrome I (I palindrome I) And I am a snake head eating (snake) The head on the opposite side (head) I palindrome I I palindrome I (I palindrome I) I palindrome I (I palindrome I) I palindrome I (I palindrome I) I palindrome I (I palindrome I) I palindrome I (I palindrome I) I palindrome I (I palindrome I) I palindrome I (I palindrome I) I palindrome I (I palindrome I) I palindrome I (I palindrome I) I palindrome I (I palindrome I) I palindrome I (I palindrome I) I palindrome I
12.
Too many teardrops for one heart to be crying Too many teardrops for one heart to carry on You're way on top now since you left me You're always laughing way down at me But watch out now, I'm gonna get there We'll be together for just a little while And then I'm gonna put you way down here And you'll start crying ninety-six tears Cry, cry And when the sun comes up, I'll be on top You'll be right down there, looking up And I might wave, come up here But I don't see you waving now I'm way down here, wondering how I'm gonna get you but I know now I'll just cry, cry, I'll just cry Too many teardrops for one heart to be crying Too many teardrops for one heart to carry on You're gonna cry ninety-six tears You're gonna cry ninety-six tears You're gonna cry, cry, cry, cry now You're gonna cry, cry, cry, cry Ninety-six tears
13.
Make your money with a suit and tie Make your money with shrewd denial Make your money expert advice If you can wing it Make your money with a power ply Make your money with a buyout bribe Make it lie as long as you mean it I'm not the king of comedy Grease the pig, give a squeeze Make your money with exploitation Make it holy illumination Say a prayer at every station Don't forget to ask for mercy Make your money with a pretty face Make it easy with product placement Make it charged with controversy I'm straight, I'm queer, I'm bi I'm not the king of comedy I'm not your magazine I'm not your television Make your money, make it rich Make it young and make it quick Make your money on the jukebox, baby It's pick up sticks Make your enemies, make your moves Make your critics fumble through Make it smart and make it schmooze Make it look easy I'm not the king of comedy I'm not your magazine I'm not your television I'm not your movie screen I'm not commodity I'm not commodity I'm not commodity I'm not commodity I'm not commodity I'm not commodity I'm not commodity
14.
Fire in the disco, fire in the Taco Bell Fire in the disco, fire in the gates of Hell Don't you want to know how we keep starting fires? It's my desire, it's my desire, it's my desire Don't you want to know how we keep starting fires? It's my desire, it's my desire, it's my desire Danger! Danger! High voltage When we touch, when we kiss Danger! Danger! High voltage When we touch, when we kiss, when we touch Danger! Danger! High voltage When we touch, when we kiss Danger! Danger! High voltage When we touch, when we kiss When we touch, when we kiss Well, don't you want to know how we keep starting fires? It's my desire, it's my desire Don't you want to know how we keep starting fires? It's my desire, it's my desire Danger! Danger! High voltage When we touch, when we kiss Danger! Danger! It's high voltage When we touch, when we kiss, when we touch Danger! Danger! High voltage When we touch, when we kiss, when we kiss Danger! Danger! High Voltage! When we touch, when we kiss When we touch, when we kiss Fire in the disco, fire in the disco Fire in the Taco Bell Fire in the disco, fire in the disco Fire in the gates of Hell The gates of Hell
15.
There's a stranger in my bed There's a pounding in my head Glitter all over the room Pink flamingos in the pool I smell like a minibar DJ's passed out in the yard Barbies on the barbecue Is this a hickey or a bruise? Pictures of last night ended up online, I'm screwed Oh, well It's a blacked out blur, but I'm pretty sure it ruled Last Friday night Yeah, we danced on tabletops, and we took too many shots Think we kissed, but I forgot last Friday night Yeah, we maxed our credit cards and got kicked out of the bar So we hit the boulevard last Friday night We went streaking in the park, skinny-dipping in the dark Then had a ménage à trois last Friday night Yeah, I think we broke the law, always say we're gonna stop, oh-whoa But this Friday night We'll do it all again But this Friday night We'll do it all again Trying to connect the dots Don't know what to tell my boss Think the city towed my car Chandelier is on the floor Ripped my favorite party dress Warrant's out for my arrest Think I need a ginger ale That was such an epic fail Pictures of last night ended up online, I'm screwed Oh, well It's a blacked out blur, but I'm pretty sure it ruled Last Friday night Yeah, we danced on tabletops, and we took too many shots Think we kissed, but I forgot last Friday night Yeah, we maxed our credit cards and got kicked out of the bar So we hit the boulevard last Friday night We went streaking in the park, skinny-dipping in the dark Then had a ménage à trois last Friday night Yeah, I think we broke the law, always say we're gonna stop-op, oh-whoa But this Friday night We'll do it all again But this Friday night We'll do it all again T.G.I.F. T.G.I.F. T.G.I.F. T.G.I.F. Last Friday night Yeah, we danced on tabletops, and we took too many shots Think we kissed, but I forgot last Friday night Yeah, we maxed our credit cards and got kicked out of the bar So we hit the boulevard last Friday night We went streaking in the park, skinny-dipping in the dark Then had a ménage à trois last Friday night Yeah, I think we broke the law, always say we're gonna stop-op, oh-whoa But this Friday night We'll do it all again
16.
Heard she got married and the baby she carried came out beautiful and bright And she forgot all about that night, way back when we might Have started something. It wasn’t nothing She’s the best woman on the planet. I might have had a shot but I took it for granted Could have started something. It wasn’t nothing La la la la la la la la Heard she got married heard she got married La la la la la la la la Heard she got married heard she got married I probably spent way too much time waiting and I’m probably overestimating Cause she’s had connections. She’s had fun. But me, I’ve only had this one Could have started something. It wasn’t nothing She’s the woman that I chose but when the moment came I just froze Could have started something. It wasn’t nothing La la la la la la la la Heard she got married heard she got married La la la la la la la la Heard she got married heard she got married Why doesn’t anybody listen to me? Why doesn’t anybody listen to me? Why doesn’t anybody ever include me, oh! Oh my oh my oh my lord Take a look at this vision board I pray to it every night Still nothing ever comes out right
17.
No-no, no, no, no-no-no, no, no-no, no, no-no Na-no, no, na-no, no-no, na-no, no-no, no, no-no, no Nobody can do the (Shing-a-ling) like I do Nobody can do the (Skate) like I do Nobody can do (Boogaloo) like I do Nobody can do (Philly) like I do Well, don't you know I'm gonna skate right through Ain't nobody do it but me Nobody but me Yeah, I'm gonna spin, I do Ain't nobody do it but me, babe (Nobody but me) Well, let me tell you nobody Nobody but me Let me tell you, nobody (Nobody) nobody (Nobody) nobody (Nobody) nobody (Nobody) nobody (Nobody) nobody (Nobody) nobody (Nobody) nobody (Nobody) No-no, no, no, no, no-no-no, no, no-no, no, no-no Na-no, no, na-no, no-no, na-no, no-no, no, no-no, no Nobody can do the (Shing-a-ling) like I do Nobody can do the (Skate) like I do Nobody can do (Boogaloo) like I do Nobody can do (Philly) like I do Ooh, yeah Nobody, nobody Nobody, nobody Nobody, nobody Nobody, nobody Nobody, nobody Nobody, nobody Nobody, nobody Nobody, nobody

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This is an album of cover songs I've put together available for free/pay what you want.

I'll be adding all of my covers to this one album so feel free to buy it and get every new track as it's released. I also recommend reading the description of the individual tracks for links to the compilation albums the track may appear on. Most of them benefit some charitable cause and contain a bunch of other fun covers from independent artists.

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released August 3, 2022

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Goodbye Charlemagne New York, New York

Failed comedian. Failing musician.

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Guitars: Ricketts Parnassass

Keys: Dakota Boulevard

Bass: Dimo Rodrigo

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